MY MAD DREAM OF AN ESSAY

Remember that time you ate that spicy SOUP just before you went to bed on the night before the big             CELEBRATION? On, that weird dream you had about the 2016 presidential election. When you woke up you couldn't quite remember the STRIKING details, but after reading "On Selc-Reliance" and "A Sojnd of Thunder" it's all coming back to you now.

The dream started badly. You were in line with your family at an AIRPORT waiting to be sent to THE MOST DANGEROUS COUNTRY. Every where you looked there were posters of president-elect THE WHITE KANYE, looking like a crazy WOLF who could eat a whole STEAK.

Suddenly, there was Ralph Waldo Emerson telling you, " MAN IS HIS OWN STAR." You realized that you have something to contribute to the world so you decided to SPEAK But it wasn't easy. First you had to put on a fancy BLOUSE and DRESSING PANTS and then you had made a PROMISE to go back in time to the CONVENTION CENTER so I could convince people to learn about the candidates and the HATRED AGAINST MEXICANS AND MUSLIMS.

But right there in the CONVENTION CENTER there was a giant BULLDOG and it started BARKING at everyone. People started to LEAVE. You grabbed a ROCK from a nearby sidewalk and yelled " DO YOU GUYS THINK IT'S OKAY TO DISCRIMINATE PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THEIR RACE AND SHOW HATRED AGAINST THESE  PEOPLE AND BEGIN A NEW WAR BECAUSE OF THIS NEW ELECTED PRESIDENT." Everyone stopped and listened, so you kept going.

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