SATIRE PROJECT
Moderate Manifiesto
For accumulating our Muslims to America
WARNING: in no way or shape do I mean to offend anybody on this satire project

      This is a message from the CIA to the fellow Americans: "we must keep our Muslims in our country ." Early 2000's was one of our most appalling setting,which was September 11,2001 known as 9/11. Since then, us, citizens have portrayed Muslim beings as "terrorist". Continuously, we keep on judging them on apparel, religion, and atrocious people to this day. Why is that you may ask? Is it because of 9/11, Osama Bin Laden, or the San Bernardino attack? Well one thing is for sure I don't have the answer to those questions. One thing I do know is we as citizens of the United States of America need to keep our Muslims, not send them back to their country.Our proposal to fix this crucial crisis would be the following: We should all wear hijabs and burqas to represent the Muslim women and wear qataris for men to signify their cultural practices. To keep our Muslims in our country we shall build a mosque for their religious practices and be more connected with their God. To satisfy our Muslims, we shall dispatch all pigs from America and never eat pig meat ever again. Finally, to assure they stick around would be everyone must fast and there will be no cheating while fasting . We are only allowed to drink water and snacks provided. We have enlightened all of you, citizens of our purpose. We advance by wearing hijabs,burqas, and qataris;Dispatching all pigs ; constructing religious monuments; and fasting which we propose to persuade our Muslims to stay in our beautiful country.These are our resolutions to keep our Muslims.VIVA our MUSLIMS!

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